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Automatic HB Troll
"He who posts on this HB, must answer me these questions three, else be marked as MFD. | |
What... is your idea?
What... is original?
What... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?" (Or something)
The idea is to save time for those brave souls who tirelessly guard the HB from WKTE, Baked, WIBNI etc. The poster must fill out 3 questions BEFORE it gets posted. These blanks
that must be filled out would serve as a reminder that if it's not totally original and brilliant, they must be cast into the MFD category.
I'm not sure what the third question would be so that's a placeholder.
Basically this.
https://www.youtube...watch?v=0D7hFHfLEyk
[doctorremulac3, Mar 25 2023]
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An African or a European swallow? |
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I wish to complain, the idea is clearly designed as a system to capture and eject trollish behaviour. The title implies a device which trolls mercilessly and in an automated manner. |
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Either way [-] because why not? |
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Second "pile on" bone in 3...2...1... |
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Calling this "designed" is a bit of an overstatement, but thank you. |
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The idea is to allow the brave and stalwart boners, the very backbone, nay, the very heart and soul of the HB to take a break by having it done automatically. |
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But what if I -enjoy- it? |
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//Second "pile on" bone in 3...2...1...// |
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Well, if you like boning, you can still indulge, this would just allow those who's lives singularly revolve around that to do other things occasionally like, I don't know, throw rocks at kittens or something. |
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1. Ah, I have but to choose an idea from this wet-meat idea factory I carry within my melon. |
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2. Yes, all of my original ideas originate with me. |
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3. 40-60 kph (no, it cannot carry a coconut) |
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Yes, I think this idea could work. |
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Thank you sir. Good to see someone around here has a sense of humor. |
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//someone around here has a sense of humor// Yes; but don't worry, we will do our best to squash it as soon as possible |
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