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BREXIT Whoopie Cushion

Special Memorial Of a Special Day
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One to be placed on every (socially distanced) seat in the houses of Parliament and Lords.
Each cushion with the Field of Blue and EU stars on one side, and the Union Flag on the other (turned depending on Remain or Leave voter.)
Dub, Dec 25 2020

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       Can there be a version tastefully trimmed with hand-woven det cord, and a pressure-release detonator ?
8th of 7, Dec 25 2020
  

       No [8th of 7], that sounds like a perfect addition. Easier to sneak past than barrels, that's for sure.
Dub, Dec 25 2020
  

       They need to be those foam-filled ones that self-inflate in between noises.
pocmloc, Dec 25 2020
  

       // self-inflate //   

       Yes, det cord will do that ...   

       Fairly quickly, mind ... several times the speed of sound.
8th of 7, Dec 25 2020
  
      
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