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Baguette Transporter

case for carrying a baguette
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Baguettes are great, but hard to carry without them getting damaged, unless you have a Baguette Transporter.

It's a simple hard plastic case, that snaps over on your baguette. A carrying handle, and an alternative shoulder strap facilitates easy transport.

see link for miniature version currently used for bananas.

xenzag, Apr 04 2012

banana protector http://www.yourbananacase.co.uk/
like this only straight and with a carrying handle [xenzag, Apr 04 2012]

armpit suffices http://www.google.n...429,r:0,s:126,i:100
[zeno, Apr 06 2012]

Baguette carrier http://itsasmallweb...-baguettes-carrier/
[MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 09 2012]


       You mean it's hinged like a violin case? Pfui! It should be made like a scabbard, and slung at the hip, like a rapier, or over the shoulder like a katana.
mouseposture, Apr 04 2012

       This is nothing more than a pathetic attempt at pandering to the strange gallic predilection for baking impractically long, thin, mechanically compromised loaves.   

       No doubt this obsession has arisen and been sustained by the vast psychological inferiority enforced on them by the fact that they have such tiny and risible penises compared to the races of superior Anglo-Saxon ancestry, so they try to compensate by baking silly bread.
8th of 7, Apr 04 2012

       [+] of course. (I thought I had posted one for donuts: "Protect then Serve", but I didn't)
FlyingToaster, Apr 04 2012

       //they have such tiny and risible penises compared to the races of superior Anglo-Saxon ancestry, so they try to compensate by baking silly bread.//   

       So, the bagel...
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 04 2012

       ...or a sufficient amount of finely ground iron could add to the nutritional value of the baguette and grip for the linear motor/rail gun delivery system.   

       When the baker was asked what part he played a part in the Great Paris High-Velocity Baguette Catastrophe he was reported as saying "I just kneaded the dough".
not_morrison_rm, Apr 05 2012

       //armpit suffices// - Try that on a rainy day, or getting on a crowded bus.
xenzag, Apr 06 2012

       // "I just kneaded the dough" //   

       Well done, you have just created the Tenth Circle of Hell just for you, and worse, Pterry Pratchett is going to sue you for plagiarism, and he has lawyers so sharp you could slice silk with them.
8th of 7, Apr 06 2012

       Yet another use for a priapus statue.
RayfordSteele, Apr 07 2012

       //Tenth Circle//   

       Been done, it's when the Circle Line get into Edgeware Road station on a frosty January day and the train just sits there with all the doors open for 15 minutes. //lawyers// All part of a cunning plan to lure aforementioned lawyers, by leaving a trail of £20 pounds, into the mouth of the wormhole and then cut the power..
not_morrison_rm, Apr 07 2012


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