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xenzag

a.k.a. The Ulcer-Fry

xenzag@hotmail.com

what is the sound of one cow clapping?

[Sep 18 2005, last modified Mar 01 2019]

   
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 Hey Buddy Can You Spare A Wallie?
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 Icetanic
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 Knitt-tting
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 Newton's Flaming Balls
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 Octo-cup Holder
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 password update
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 Peanuts Floss
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 Reduced Bicycle
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(+14, -5)(+14, -5) Synchronised Drowning
(+5, -1) Synchronised Swimming Wearing Frocks
(+6) T Gauge Model Bullet Train
(+9, -2) Tall Buildings With Furry Corners
(+6, -1) Tandem Rickshaw
(+9, -3) Tandem-Shoes
(+11)(+11) Tangram Chocolate Bar
(+14, -4)(+14, -4) Tanks of Shame
(+39, -2)(+39, -2)(+39, -2) Taxi-pedia
(+3) Tea-bag Embroidery Overlocker
(+11)(+11) Teabag Mangle
(+2, -4) Teeth of Wisdom
(+2) Tele-tap
(+13, -3)(+13, -3) Telescopic Sink Plug Hole
(+18)(+18) Tent-Peg Nail Gun
(+6, -1) Terrorscope
(+2) Terrorscopic Walking Stick
 Tescopolis
(+10, -4) That's A Real Grey Area
(+6) The Alexander Calder Diversity Dog Walker
 The Annotation Graveyard
(+8, -2) The Bird Men of Alka-Selzer
(+13, -2)(+13, -2) The Bleaching Action of Chlorine according to Busby Berkeley
(+15, -3)(+15, -3) The Body of Chrisp
(+4, -1) The Boson's Curler
(+8, -5) The Brads!
(+14)(+14) The Buddha of Ultimate Concentration
(+3) The Careening Greyhound Bendy Bus
(+4) The Cat's Tongue
(+2) The Chameleon's Holy Tongue
(+8, -1) The Chassis Graph
(+4, -1) the creche of belles (redux)
(+7, -1) The Creepy Cream Egg
(+5) The Crufts Dog Show Barking Mad Competition
(+3) The Crying Boy Fire Blanket
(+5) The Day of The Trolley
(+8, -4) The Delicious Square Root of Liquorice
(+30, -1)(+30, -1)(+30, -1) The Devil's Breath
(+11)(+11) The Devil's Sweaty Hand
(+2, -1) The Dogosaur Set
(+18, -1)(+18, -1) The Early Morning Smell of Victory
(+6, -1) The Edging Goat
(+6) The George Formby Grill
(+13)(+13) The Girl From Ipanema Goes Washing
(+8)(+8) The Great Colouring In Wall Of China Book In 495 Volumes
(+2) The Great Indian Lateral Rope Trick
(+2) The Great London Tube Reversal
(+4) The Hammer Drama System
(+12)(+12) The Heat of a Burning Planet
(+16, -1)(+16, -1) The Hungry Spider
(+5) The Ian Tindale Halfbaked Café
(+19, -1)(+19, -1) The Impatient Hand
(+1) The Ironical Flea's Legs
 The Judy Chicago Dinner Party Power Station
(+8, -3) The Lonely Sausage
(+7, -3) The Long Finger
(+15)(+15) The Lovely Skips Competition
(+11)(+11) The Medusa's Electrostatic Tie
(+2) The Medusa's Spooky Noodles
(+2) The Naked Chronicles
(+2, -10)(+2, -10) The Never Lonely Gump Stoppers
(+10)(+10) The not so Great Wall of China
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) The Pit and the Pendulum Egg Timer
(+6, -1) The Pit And The Pendulum Toaster
(+9, -3) The Plug Upholstery Service
(+5) The Reciprocating Binary Trombone Orchestra
(+8, -1) The Reversal of the Great Greed
(+4) The Sands Of Dread
(+5) The Skirling Vacuum Cleaner
(+9, -1)(+9, -1) The Spooky Hinge
(+10, -5) The Stillness of Dust
(+9, -1)(+9, -1) The Swinging Action Pendulum Clock
(+10)(+10) The Termites Who Can Generate Shakespeare
(+15)(+15) The Third Glove
(+3, -2) The Third Shoe
(+24, -3)(+24, -3)(+24, -3) The Tree Climbing Monkey's Bum
(+3) The Trueblerone
 The Tutu Bellyslashers
(+11)(+11) The Ugly Baker's Ball
(+4, -2) The Unproven Cure For Cancer Using Wind Farms
(+15, -1)(+15, -1) The Venetian Tie
(+9, -2) The Venetian Wall of Air
(+9)(+9) The Wigs of All Human Knowledge
(+29, -4)(+29, -4)(+29, -4) The Wounded Finger
(-4) There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Goose...
 Thermos Cacophonous
(+4) Thread Ball Snooker
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) thumbnail library
(+7) Tickle my Tonsils, Ring My Bell
(+6, -1) Tie Steriliser
(+15, -1)(+15, -1) Tie-Suspender
(+4) Tight Rope Tornado Hat
(+27, -1)(+27, -1)(+27, -1) Tight Rope Treadmill
(+4, -3) Tightrope Walking With Monkeys
(+8, -1) time-twigs
(+29, -3)(+29, -3)(+29, -3) Times Lewd Roman
(+5) Tiny T.I.M.
(+10)(+10) Toad Head Serious Helium Debates
(+6, -3) Toasted Alien Baby Maker
(+5) Toasted Ducks
(+6, -1) Toaster Conkers
(+5, -3) Toe Flossing Bath Chains
(+3, -1) Toe Nail Targets Olympics
(+13, -2)(+13, -2) Toilet Fleet
(+2) Tokyo-yo
(+5) Toll Bridge Monopoly
(-6)(-6) Tommy Robinson Crusoe (part one)
(+5) Tooth Gnome
(+7, -1) Torque-wrestling
 Torus Chess
(+16, -2)(+16, -2) Traction Iron
(+14, -3)(+14, -3) Traffic Lights of Orloj
(+7, -3) Transparent Bagpipes
(+1) Transparent Overhead Bins
(+5, -1) Travelling In The Head Of Donald Trump
(+8, -1) tri-kini
(+11)(+11) Triple Cracker
(+6) Troglodyte Road Crossing
(+9, -1)(+9, -1) Trombonic radiator
(+5) Trombonic Straw
(+4, -2) Trouser Mouth Pockets
 Trouser Wig
(+6, -1) Trowsels
(+4, -3) Trumopoly
 Trumpfume
 Truumple.go
 Tsunami Rug Apparatus
(+1, -2) Tube Launderettes
(+11, -1)(+11, -1) TV cosy
(+4) Twist And Shout Rope Bridge
(+18, -2)(+18, -2) Two Man Filing Cabinet Bobsleighing
(+9, -4) Two Plugs in The Bath
(+12)(+12) Two Way Stamps
(+6) Tyrematic Shoes
(+6) Tyretraits
(+6) UFO Saucepan Lids
(+7) Ultimate Ego Chess
(+16, -3)(+16, -3) Umbrella of Fear
(+8, -2) Uncubist filter
(+3, -2) Under The Boardwalk
(+2) Uneven Legs Synchronised Swimming Cuckoo Clock
(+3) Unicorn Fencing Contest
(+8, -1) Unikea
(+7) Untoaster
(+6) Urban Rent-a-Hammock
(+3, -1) Usain Bolt From The Blue
(+2) V&A&me
(+7, -3) V6 Room Heater
(+3) Vanatablack Snooker
(+2) Vapenado
(+8)(+8) Venetian Blind False Eyelashes
(+9, -2) Ventricular Mouse
(+8)(+8) Vertical Maze
(+4, -1) Vertiginous Girder Restaurant
(+7, -2) Vet Pet Donations
(+2) Viagra For Sale (Documenta style)
(+9)(+9) Vibrating Massaging Heated Hammock
(+4) Vibrating Therapeutic Power Supply
(+8)(+8) Vishnu's Cooling Fan
(+5, -1) Vlad The Awakener
(+2) Voodoo Iceman Doll
(+6, -3) Vortext (Basic +Delux)
(+11, -6) Wait Training Belt
(+2) Waiting For God Knows
(+7) Walking On Warheads
(+7, -4) Walking on Water Jesus
(+9, -3) Wandering Bovine Traffic Flashers
 Washer/Drier/Cooker/Frier
 Washn'go Dry in The Sky
(+5, -1) Watch What You're Reading
(+7, -2) Water Tank Fez Tassles
(+6, -1) Waterbed Boxing
(+31, -1)(+31, -1)(+31, -1) Watering Can Strobe Light
(+6, -2) Weigh Less, Pay Less
(+3, -2) Welcome to The Hotel John Coltrane
(+3) Wet and Dry Toilet Paper
(+10)(+10) What The Burglar Sees
(+7, -2) Where They Were Kelp
(+3) White Screen Mode
(+5) Whole Croissants?
(+6, -1) Wilson & Keppel's Choreographed Roofing Felt
(+7, -1) Windfarm Wall
(+11)(+11) Wine Bottle Derrick
(+11)(+11) Wink Farm
(+5, -2) Wirego
(+8, -1) Wise Crackers
(+5) Wok's Up!
(+4) Wonder-Media Bra
(+11, -1)(+11, -1) Wood Burning Mallard
(+6, -2) World Hair-suit
(+7) www.art
(+2) x Megaton Bomb Balloons
(+12)(+12) Xorigami
(+4) XY Graphpaper Tyres
(+6) Xylophadiator
 Yikea
(+11)(+11) Yin-Yang Ping Pong
(+4) Yo-yo Goo-blob
(+6) You Fire Rockets, We Fire Farts
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Your Face Ironing Your Pants
(+5, -6) Your Face on Mars
(+9)(+9) Your Final Wardrobe
(+4) Your Head In 40 Slices of Cheese
(+9, -1)(+9, -1) Your Head Kettle
(+3, -1) Your Large Building as a Television
(+17, -1)(+17, -1) Your New Born Baby as a Happy Bluebottle
(+5) Your Portrait Created By A Spider
(+20, -2)(+20, -2) Your Profile on a Hatchet
(+12, -2)(+12, -2) Yourtube
(+18, -1)(+18, -1) Zen Garden Chess
(+14, -3)(+14, -3) Zen Garden Lawn Mower
(+2) Zen Skating Rink
 Zen Tightrope
(+16, -3)(+16, -3) Zeno's Football
(+8, -1) Zeno's Paradoxical Chocolate Bar
(+19, -9)(+19, -9) zenspoon
(+4, -8) ZGoogol$
(+5) Zip-line Dambuster
(+11, -1)(+11, -1) Zipometer
(+24, -3)(+24, -3)(+24, -3) Zippity Undo
(+2, -1) Zippy Zip-line
(+25, -3)(+25, -3)(+25, -3) Zoe-topiary
(+7, -1) Zombie Foosball
(+5) Zombies On The Beach
 

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