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Politically conscious doggie makeover bang bus
This is a pirate political movement to dognap and administer
therapy to dogs that are rescued from abusive homes. A band of
merry, politically conscious, bestial sex therapists (maybe this just
starts out intraspecially) could dognap dogs from
at first just plain old physically abusive
homes to get everyone on
board, but as the show went on, increasingly morally abusuve
like those of prominent republicans and people on the religious
right. The merry bestial sex therapists would clandestinely film
abusive environment, dognap the dog, administer long term
consensual sex therapy with massage, drugs, and other liberal
all filmed, and then return the dog to its owners and submit
themselves for trial on charges of bestislity, with the courtroom
drama being highly publicized and marketed around the issue if
pushing the boundary of sex/love and what the society finds
acceptable. It would be like green peace but for the sex, gender
and morality crowd.
||So the idea is to kidnap people's pets, have 'consensual' sex
with them, then post films of that to the owners? This may
well be the worst idea I have ever read on the halfbakery,
and that's not a compliment.
||//bestislity// Isn't that a town in Poland?
||Well, at least we could tell it was him by the subtitle.
||I can't tell if this is to help abused dogs or to push social
||When a dog humps you JHC, it's expressing dominance. It's not consensual love making. FYI.
||Should have called it: "50 Shades Of Greyhound"
||Now I know why I'm not supposed to use capitals in my