Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Beer Goggles Mug

Glass bottom with picture of attractive lass or lad with eye and mouth holes...
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...that you line up with the less than beautiful critter of the opposite sex you're drinking with.

Once you've drunk your beer, you keep the picture of the hot body superimposed over their flabby disaster zone while trying to seal the deal.

Comes in woman's and men's style and with a black coffee version for the next morning. (Thanks 8)

doctorremulac3, Mar 22 2016

Closest I've found... http://cs617924.vk....374/iv6S-iQ2F9o.jpg
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 23 2016]


       Is there a black coffee version that works the next morning ?
8th of 7, Mar 22 2016

       Good thinking, they should come as a pair. I'll add that.
doctorremulac3, Mar 22 2016

       Wow, I'm so far out of touch that I totally forgot about men getting drunk and hitting on women, just for the fuck of it. Literally. I know it used to be an activity I engaged in as well, but marriage and maturity has made that action, well... a little less attractive. But a bun for those who still have random, meaningless, drunk sex with anybody, cause I know there is something very familiar about this behavior +
blissmiss, Mar 22 2016

       Doesn't beer do this a bit all by itself. Wasn't there a song ? about drinking and closing time.   


       A unisex version of this would just fog the bottom of the mug a bit.
popbottle, Mar 24 2016


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