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Beer Goggles Mug
Glass bottom with picture of attractive lass or lad with eye and mouth holes...
...that you line up with the less than beautiful critter of
the opposite sex you're drinking with.
Once you've drunk your beer, you keep the picture of the
hot body superimposed over their flabby disaster zone
while trying to seal the deal.
Comes in woman's and men's style and with a black
version for the next morning. (Thanks 8)
Closest I've found...
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 23 2016]
||Is there a black coffee version that works the next morning ?
||Good thinking, they should come as a pair. I'll add
||Wow, I'm so far out of touch that I totally forgot about men
getting drunk and hitting on women, just for the fuck of it.
Literally. I know it used to be an activity I engaged in as well,
but marriage and maturity has made that action, well... a
little less attractive. But a bun for those who still have
random, meaningless, drunk sex with anybody, cause I know
there is something very familiar about this behavior +
||Doesn't beer do this a bit all by itself. Wasn't there a song ? about drinking and closing time.
||A unisex version of this would just fog the bottom of the mug a bit.