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As the arms flail about they’ll ring the bells. Those things are about getting attention so wildly ringing bells would certainly add to that. I’d dampen them a bit so they weren’t annoying though.
Maybe have Santa themed ones ringing the bell by the donation kettle on Christmas.
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Almost certain to injure someone (+). |
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I actually thought about that, I think we’re talking soft foam with the ringy bell parts inside because yea, these things would be whipping around pretty fast. |
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What [normzone] said. [+] |
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The heavier the bell the deeper the sound.
You want an inflatable flailing tube man tambourine? |
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Even that might be too heavy as they are designed to flail as slowly as possible now to minimize wear. |
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Now there's a tagline ... |
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"I actually thought about that" |
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Wonder if you might put bells around the waste too, like belly dancers have? Ehh, sexy probably isn't a good thing for these. |
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... but since we're going there, do you think the fan should flop back and forth, for basic pelvic thrusts, or should describe circles, or more complex shapes with wiggles in them? |
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A quasi-philosophical post pretending that belly dancing is non-sexual. |
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//... but since we're going there, do you think the fan should flop back and forth, for basic pelvic thrust// |
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Whether or I do or not I can't stop picturing it. |
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What [whatrock] said. [+] |
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Also... //Ehh, sexy probably isn't a good thing for these.// |
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//Whether or I do or not I can't stop picturing it.// |
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At least nobody suggested giving it those pasties things old timey strippers would spin around on their breasts. Anybody who would think of such a thing would have a very crude sense of humor. |
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But seriously, how about a cross-genre application: googly eyes and pasties?! Could make for interesting street art. |
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Don't picture a fireplug, say, with googly eyes and pasties placed appropriately. Don't also picture the same treatment on a mailbox, an electrical access box, or a discarded item of furniture. |
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Okay, now we're getting silly, (although I totally approve) but at least nobody's suggested putting a whip in one hand. |
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Now THAT would be pushing the kinky flailing inflatable thing too far. |
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Almost certain to injure someone (+). |
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