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If it's topless, a warning at the entrance could say: |
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"WARNING: Your pants may become very hot while frequenting this establishment. You may find yourself yelping and exclaiming 'Hot damn -- that's hot!!!'". |
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The potential customers are thinking one thing, while you're thinking another. Could they then sue if such a warning was posted? |
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I have to say that I was very disappointed to find this was a [benfrost] idea. |
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Wasting the 'liquid of life'...what a sin. |
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I do like the waitress idea. |
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Should that be a compliment or an insult pheonix . . |
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If I ran into a waitress with no upper torso, I'd
wonder how she managed to pour coffee. |
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An idea I like better is a self-refilling cup of coffee.
When placed on the table (which has a grid of holes),
a filling tube extends into a valve on the underside of
the coffee cup and silently, surreptitiously refills the
coffee. |
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