Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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The phrase 'crumpled heap' comes to mind.

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Brad Pitt Mows Your Lawn

Lady Gaga does some light dusting, Kim Kardashian polishes your brass
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All for charity.

The highest bidder gets some big star to show up at their home wearing a shirt for their favorite charity who will be receiving all the money from the wildly overpriced job.

The media would of course be invited. Yea, it's a publicity stunt but for a good cause.

You get your lawn mowed by Brad Pitt (for about twenty thousand bucks), Brad gets to show how down to Earth he is and his favorite charity benefits.

doctorremulac3, Oct 08 2012

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       Lady Gaga spoons my septic tank for a biscuit?
4and20, Oct 08 2012
  

       We would bid for John de Lancie.
8th of 7, Oct 08 2012
  

       I think I'd die of saccharine poisoning.
Phrontistery, Oct 08 2012
  

       I've got some shovelling needs doing that William H. Macy could do better than me.   

       I have an old woodchipper that Steve Buscemi could lubricate.
rcarty, Oct 08 2012
  

       ... Scarlett Johansson buffs your knob ...
hippo, Oct 09 2012
  

       //for about twenty thousand bucks//

No sale! -
DrBob, Oct 09 2012
  

       … Steven Segal cleans your clock …
8th of 7, Oct 09 2012
  

       And [8th] takes it as the highest bidder!!! Bun for anno ammo ((+))
xandram, Oct 09 2012
  
      
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