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Bubblewrap New Highways and Roads

For Complete Road Usage and... Oh, Who Am I Kidding
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Introducing GROGco Highway Bubblewrap!

Attention Highway Construction Engineers: Every product you purchase started out life by being carefully packaged to prevent damage in transit. New highway and road construction should be no different. Go that extra mile!

Apart from the obvious benefit of delivering an April Fresh product to the public, public utilities can now be sure their new roadways will be free of the blemishes dents and dings that plague so many of our thoroughfares today.

Once approved for use, a grateful driving public will go out of their way to make sure they are utilizing the entire road surface (and not the same two boring ruts in each lane) thereby ensuring a longer highway life!

[Although beta testing for products such as this rarely take longer than a week or so, GROGco Testing Laboratory engineers have been enthusiastically testing it for years. We decided to roll out the product anyway since it looks like testing will STILL take a considerable amount of time. They have used up our entire inventory of bubblewrap seventeen times in the last year alone for this "testing."]

Available soon for driveways, weddings and bar mitzvahs.

Grogster, Feb 23 2015

Not This: ... Footpath_20bubblewrap
[Grogster, Feb 23 2015]


       Presumably bubble wrap can be tuned, by having bigger or small airpockets?
not_morrison_rm, Feb 25 2015


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