Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Canopic Jar

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A canopic jar, made from hard sugar paste lined with chocolate, contains a clear jelly solution in which is suspended anatomically correct marzipan and fondant replicas of the real things.
pocmloc, May 28 2010


       Needs a better name. Maybe Cocoanopic?
DrWorm, May 28 2010

       "Brains ..... Brains ......."   

8th of 7, May 29 2010

       Or maybe "Canopic'n'mix" ?
MaxwellBuchanan, May 29 2010

       Nononononono, nono, no, the whole point of this idea is that is is utterly industinguisgable from the real thing until you take a bite. That has to include the name as well.
pocmloc, May 29 2010

       Ah, I see. But who in their right mind would bite into (what they think is) a real canopic jar?
DrWorm, May 29 2010

       One in a thousand actually will be a real caponic jar, to make it more exciting.
hippo, May 29 2010

       //caponic jar// That's a small canopic jar specifically for testicles, right?
mouseposture, May 29 2010

       Why would it be small?
pocmloc, May 29 2010

       [pocmloc] I can understand your confusion, but your experience is atypical. In most individuals, heart & brain are larger than balls.
mouseposture, May 29 2010

       //But who in their right mind would bite into (what they think is) a real canopic jar?//   

       One whom would undoubtedly be dissapointed to find that it is not real?
MikeD, May 30 2010

       You could market them as "Canopés"
MaxwellBuchanan, May 30 2010

       Gore d'oeuvres?
DrWorm, May 31 2010

BunsenHoneydew, May 31 2010

       Quite depends on present level of booze... If only just about capable of finding and opening a jar, one is faced with the problem of what to do with it. Being that it obviously has something to do with food, biting it seems natural. If however slightly less booze has been consumed, the hunt for bread and a plate would commense and the point would be missed.
saedi, Jun 02 2010

       yeah and a bun for [DrWorm]'s title! +
xandram, Jun 03 2010


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