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The idea is that when you car is at the end of its useful life
it
gets taken to a crusher, where it is mulched and forced
under pressure to exit through a narrow nozzle as
toothpaste.
Naturally it will need additional treatment with various
emulsifiers and medical compounds - but these are
boring
details. You, the proud owner, will position yourself with
toothbrush in hand poised to clean your teeth using your
car,
as the multi-coloured paste emerges.
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I can't think what is wrong with this idea, so I have no choice but to bun until someone else points out the obvious. |
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i have no teeth. i lost them in a car accident. - |
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How much tootpaste do you get from say, a station-wagon? |
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This is . . . I don't think I can vote on this. If my brain were a computer, it would be frozen and need to be restarted. |
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This kind of bollocks is exactly the type of bollocks that the bollocks MFD was bollocking thought of for. Bollocks! I think a [MFD] Bad Science or for that matter No Science is called for though. |
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It is bollocks, but I have to confess to quite liking this idea if for nothing else the image of squeezing a big hulk of metal and getting *just* enough goo out of the other end to brush your teeth with. |
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"Albert Einstein Quote : If the idea doesn't seem absurd at first, there is no hope of it". |
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The science of my idea is perfect and very reasonable - in
fact I have already been approached by Colgate to
develop a "white van with red mini stripes" range. You
need to put the kettle on Hidden Truths and I have the
very one for you. |
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I am giving you a BUN against my better judgement because this is one of those ideas, like getting William Hung to sing in American Idol. |
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