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Cookie Monster sets an unhealthy example, but kids love his
reckless abandon. Why not make him crazy for a healthy food
-- rename him Carrot Monster.
Cookie Monster gets healthy
http://blog.seattle...rchives/004630.html [JesusHChrist, Apr 11 2005]
A carrot monster movie
http://www.scifimov....com/thingfrom.html [AbsintheWithoutLeave, Apr 11 2005]
Carrot Monster
http://www.galleryp...graphics/MH0404.jpg [calum, Apr 11 2005]
scroll down to see bunny rabbit
http://timstvshowcase.com/kangaroo.html He tricked the Captain into giving him carrots [dentworth, Apr 11 2005]
Captain Vegetable
http://www.sesame-e...ptainVegetable.html Henson beats JHChrist to the punch. [calum, Jul 13 2005]
Captain Vegetable's Song
http://members.trip...ny_Dancer/capt.html It is I, Captain Vegetable With my carrot, and my celery Eating crunchy vegetables is good for me And they're good for you, so eat them too. [calum, Jul 13 2005]
"Cookie's a seasoned adult"
http://www.sesameworkshop.org/ "Sesame turns 35!" There's a link there somewhere... [elhigh, Jul 14 2005]
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Hey! Why you mess with Cookie Monster? Where Cookie? Give me Cookie. Cookie, cookie, cookie! Nyhum, nyhum, nyhum. |
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Sushi is good for you. Why not Sushi Monster? |
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Oh dear. I think the bakers will have fun with this one. |
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"..and now kiddies, Carrot Monster will demonstrate the Halfbakery Full Body Condom..." |
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any USers old enough to remember BunnyRabbit on Captain Kangaroo? |
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I found Captain Kangaroo boring, but does anyone remember my uncle, Pip the Piper? I don't remember any carrots on his show, but they had a Mr. Flooglefish. |
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Kids will be unable to empathise with Carrot Monster and will hate him. You might as well ask the Count to recite the alphabet. |
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"A! Ah, ha, ha, ha! B! Ha, ha, ha! C! Ha, oh who cares..." |
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Honestly, I heard something in the news about this actually happening - they're talking about making Cookie less of a Cookie Monster and more of a Reasonable Healthy Snack Monster. |
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"Mmm! Rutabagas! NUMNUMGROWLGRBLRLB!...sorry." |
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[elhigh] //NUMNUMGROWLGRBLRLB!//
Is that a [mfd] reason?? |
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Cookie's a seasoned adult [link]. Maybe he's ready for adult things. Hell, he probably is, that would explain why he's blue all over... |
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Rename him Coochie Monster and turn him loose. NUMNUMGROWLGRBLRLB!! ...yeah, baby. NUMNUMGROWL!! |
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A whole 'nother oral fixation, perfectly healthy if you've been careful, and lots of fun between consenting adults. And no more messy crumbs! |
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