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Cask-et

Pickling for perpetual preservation
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PhoenixCo is (more or less) proud to announce its most recent development: the Cask-et.

What better way to show you care than to preserve Aunt Dotty in cognac? Got a 'Jim Beam' lover in the clan? We can do that. Did Boris love vodka? Not a problem.

With our "leak-proof"* interment enclosures and your choice of liquor**, your loved one can spend eternity in style.

*As far as you know
**Carbonated/fermenting beverages strongly discouraged and are prohibited in earthquake zones.

phoenix, Aug 27 2002

A Rum Do http://www.who2.com/oddlypreserved.html
Drunk as a lord ? [8th of 7, Aug 27 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]

Glass Caskets http://www.newshera.../local/wm113097.htm
...are also Baked. [DrCurry, Aug 27 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]

George Plantagenet, 1st Duke of Clarence https://en.wikipedi...st_Duke_of_Clarence
The dangers of drink, exemplified ... [8th of 7, Dec 23 2018]

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       some of us are almost completely ready-pickled.
po, Aug 27 2002
  

       "Your grand-father looks so well-preserved."
"Actually, that's my husband. The pickling process added a few wrinkles."
RayfordSteele, Aug 27 2002
  

       Hmm... one instance where accidentally being buried alive might actually be fun..
Mr Burns, Aug 27 2002
  

       Salt or salt substitute?
phoenix, Aug 27 2002
  

       Do you do flambe cremations, too? One croissant in cognac to you.
FarmerJohn, Aug 27 2002
  

       Yes, but no drinks with the word 'sex' in the name.   

       n.b. We're not so tasteful that we won't do 'Fuzzy Navels'.
phoenix, Aug 27 2002
  

       Well, it worked for Admiral the Lord Horatio Nelson, so it must be Ok - but we think that makes it Pickled rather than Baked ...... Croissant (in armagnac, of course)
8th of 7, Aug 27 2002
  

       Mmmmmm...to be preserved within the depths of liquor would be sweet, however it would require a large enough vessel to incorporate several attractive teenage girls, a lifetime of tobacco, and an small army assortment of rifles and ammunition. One must indulge all his vices in his afterlife.
phibes138, Mar 16 2004
  

       What, no salty/fat filled snack foods?
GenYus, Mar 16 2004
  

       "Outlander" Season 3 episode 7 "Creme de Menthe"   

       Involved disposing of a bad guy in a cask of Creme de Menthe because it was so bad no one would ever buy it.
reensure, Dec 22 2018
  

       Certainly not as classy as a butt of Malmsey ...   

       <link>
8th of 7, Dec 23 2018
  
      
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