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Cat Love Day

Federal holiday where we all celebrate our love of cats.
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People would be encouraged to:

1- Dress like cats.

2- Talk like cats. (Meow meow it's a nice day meow meow.)

3- Say "Puuurrrfect" a lot when describing something that's good.

4- Take their cats to work, which is closed because it's a holiday.

I dare anybody out there to bone this awesome idea.

I double dare you.

doctorremulac3, Jun 11 2020


       Well, you know it ain't gonna be ME-OW.   

       (okay, just got caught up on the latest. 8th, come out, come out whoever you are...)
blissmiss, Jun 11 2020

       That's the ticket! Lots of cat puns! All day!   

       You wouldn't be able to buy lunch, talk politics or listen to the news without getting hit with a cat pun!   

       "Did you want CAT-SUP on that hot dog?" "I'm all FUR that new candidate." "We now PAWS for this word from our sponsor."   

       Even horrible events would be described with cute cat puns. "Total CAT- ASTROPHY today with a 20 car pileup on the freeway."   

       There would be no escape from these cute, furry little balls of fluff.   

       Yup. This is such a great idea nobody out there would ever bone it I guess.
doctorremulac3, Jun 11 2020

       This would be every day, right?
pocmloc, Jun 11 2020

       Yes! Even better!   

       Every day is Cat Love Day!   

       And since work has been permanently cancelled, the government would supply us with unlimited money for free so we could all have plenty of time to celebrate our cats!
doctorremulac3, Jun 11 2020

       Maybe the government should also supply everyone with free kittens just in case someone doesn't have enough
pocmloc, Jun 11 2020

       I'll let you handle that one.
doctorremulac3, Jun 11 2020

       You've definitely crossed fe line with this one.
Voice, Jun 12 2020

       I'm just like kitten around.
doctorremulac3, Jun 12 2020

       Well 8, if you're trying to freak us out, you're doing a good job.   

       Hope you're OK man.
doctorremulac3, Jun 12 2020

       Have you tried sprinkling some flour on the floor and checking for [8th] prints in the morning?
tatterdemalion, Jun 13 2020

       Ok, who knows his phone number? Address? Next of kin? Neighbors? Planet? (ha, had to throw that in.)
blissmiss, Jun 13 2020

       Crickets or tumbleweeds. WTF?
blissmiss, Jun 13 2020

       whatrock sent him an email.   

       I'm assuming he hasn't heard anything back.
doctorremulac3, Jun 13 2020

       This is sad.
blissmiss, Jun 13 2020

       If anything happens to 8th, karma will ensure he is reincarnated as a very fluffy kitten.
xenzag, Jun 13 2020

       ^ 10th of 9   

       8th? You there?   

       I like this idea and wish to improve it by adding a few features to this holiday:   

       * a "take-a-child-to- every-workplace -even-8th-of-7's - day"   

       * temporary ban of all explosives, particularly anvil- launching   

       * a mandatory cat in every home for the duration of the holiday   

       * an obligation to entertain and attempt to drink tea with the cat
sninctown, Jun 13 2020

       Did you get a response from his email?
blissmiss, Jun 14 2020

       I would suggest that losing one of our dear ones has made us all a bit paranoid. The most likely causes of his absence are relatively benign.
Voice, Jun 14 2020

       I don't know man, he's been coming here almost every day for the 15 years I've been coming here.   

       But I hope you're right.
doctorremulac3, Jun 14 2020

       I never thought I'd ever hear anything about [8th] described as //relatively benign//
pocmloc, Jun 14 2020

       Yes, he is the most dedicated and devoted baker here. He and Max were my go-to guys to escape the insanity of this world.
blissmiss, Jun 14 2020

       [blissy] and [doc] I have not. The email did not bounce back so it went somewhere.
whatrock, Jun 14 2020

doctorremulac3, Jun 14 2020

       Well said.
whatrock, Jun 14 2020

       I'm not feline it.
AusCan531, Jun 15 2020

       These people have bengalivanting a long time with our cat-hating friend, but I though you have too. Still, I would be lion if I said I wasn't a little concerned. Life is a cheetah, no doubt. Turn around and it will cross you. So here's hoping he's okay.
Voice, Jun 15 2020


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