Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Cheese Tsar

Controller of cheese types
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There are way too many types of cheese in the world. About 200 types of cheddar for starters. And its just an excuse for people to sell more cheese than is necessary.

The Cheese Tsar will adjudicate whether a cheese is significantly different from an existing cheese to become a cheese in its own right. Apart from publicising those filthy lying false cheese pimps an additional benefit will be the stinulation of the cheese producing community to make more elaborate and innovative cheeses.

Alan_Sosprach, Sep 03 2004

All manner of Caesiform Delights http://www.ironwork...python/cheeshop.htm
[gnomethang, Oct 05 2004]


       This would cause a lot of fighting. Can't we all just get a longhorn?
half, Sep 03 2004

       Heh. Cheesy.
I nominate myself.
Platform: keep all cheese the way it is.
yabba do yabba dabba, Sep 03 2004

       Shouldn't he be called "The Käsekaiser"?
zen_tom, Sep 03 2004

       Whatever you call him, there will always be those that think he's a muenster.
Twibble, Sep 03 2004

       You are all whey off.
Alan_Sosprach, Sep 03 2004

       No cheese for you!
Oh wait, that's the cheese nazi.

       If a woman lands the job, would she be known as the Queso Queen?
jurist, Sep 03 2004

       Would there be local levels of this cheese controller, say at the city level, say Cheese Burgermeister?
half, Sep 03 2004

       I can't believe we are stilton this subject.
Alan_Sosprach, Sep 03 2004

       Not a gouda-dea.
bpilot, Sep 04 2004

See Link
gnomethang, Sep 04 2004

       This idea takes the biscuit ... which you could then eat with the cheese of your choice.
Aristotle, Sep 04 2004

       ..and a couple of grapes on the side. Cleanses the palate, dontcha know!
gnomethang, Sep 04 2004

       I'll guarantee you this is Baked in the European Community - I don't think there's anything related to food or wine that those guys don't pay some bureaucrat to regulate.
DrCurry, Sep 04 2004

       Cheese teaser?
destructionism, Sep 04 2004

       //more cheese than is necessary// No such thing. All cheese is necessary and good. After all, it ain't easy bein' cheesy.
Machiavelli, Sep 04 2004


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