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Children's Pus Toy

many hours of squeezing fun
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About the size of a basketball, fill the ball with special pus fluid sold separately, inserted in nozzle A. Once loaded, give it a bit of pressure to let the liquid settle properly.

On the outside of the ball are small raised areas that resemble pimples, boils, blackheads, goiters etc that are designed to release appropriate pus volumes when squeezed.

Some are more tricky than others to release their loads, but many hours can be spent searching across the surface, squeezing and picking until the toy has deflated to a certain size ready to be refilled.

Comes in vanilla and strawberry.

benfrost, Mar 31 2005

pus ball http://bz.pair.com/fun/pusball.gif
[bristolz, Apr 01 2005]

Pop Now! http://www.virtual-...ap.com/popnow.shtml
Why not fill some buble wrap with custard? [jaksplat, Apr 01 2005]


       I knew I shouldn't have read this.
squeak, Mar 31 2005

Soterios, Mar 31 2005

       Children couldn't possibly appreciate the pleasures of pus squeezing that an adult can. Anyway, minus minus minus. Yuch.
phundug, Mar 31 2005

       make pus a plus! this christmas for your overactive teenager.
benfrost, Mar 31 2005

       I thought this was going to be some kind of doll - a variation on those dolls which urinate. It might be a teenage doll with acne which exudes pus when the body is squeeezed. That sort of thing.
hippo, Mar 31 2005

       Deee-sgust-ing. Why not make it some kind of gelatin, or jello? Very unsanitary. Ha! Edible pus, squezed from a pus ball! Brilliant! I just don't see how a company would collect all the pus to put in one ball for your idea. Would they have 300(+) teenagers actively rubbing their faces, then picking their acne?   

       Eww... *Shudders* absoulutely vile image... great idea though.
EvilPickels, Mar 31 2005

Machiavelli, Mar 31 2005

       - and pick scabs. Don't forget scabs.
hippo, Mar 31 2005

       I find bubble wrap much more satisfying.
Worldgineer, Mar 31 2005

       I think the zit popping thing comes from grooming which was the origin of gossip and thus langauge according to smart monkey psychologists somewhere, which make popping your own zits sort of like gossiping to yourself.
JesusHChrist, Apr 01 2005

       This jezus-guy really knows where it's at.
zeno, Apr 01 2005

       Why thank you zeno. I may know where it's at but only you can tell us how to get there.
JesusHChrist, Apr 01 2005

       Nice drawing [briz] - somewhat concerning though is the extent to which your drawing talent is in tune with the (soft) (charming) unique outlook of the ever-entertaining [benfrost].... (+) This toy would help prevent me from picking at my chemo scabs.
ConsulFlaminicus, Apr 01 2005

       Perhaps I am turning over a new leaf [Conzul].
bristolz, Apr 01 2005

       ah bristolz - exactly as imagined. nice
benfrost, Apr 01 2005

       Sorry Jesus, [zeno] may know how to get there, but we can't move.
RayfordSteele, Apr 01 2005

       My First Pustule®. Sick. Bun.
AbsintheWithoutLeave, Apr 01 2005

       So disgusting that its fantastic (+). What about a large nose with "snot" which crystalizes at a certain rate. The winner could be the child which finds the most amount of crusty boogers compared to squidy or slimy ones????????
Muzzanator, Apr 01 2005

       //So disgusting that its fantastic// Welcome to the wonderfully terrible world of [benfrost] ideas.
Worldgineer, Apr 01 2005

       I'm tempted to post the "Ben Frost Theme Park" - an exciting age-restricted place where all [benfrost]'s ideas are baked.
hippo, Apr 01 2005

       [rayfordsteele] and [JezusHchrist], c'est arrivé pres de chez vous.
zeno, Apr 01 2005

       ...nah. I don't think this would work. Like [JesusH] said, it's a grooming thing: take out the social interaction (or the pleasing release of squeezing your own) and it becomes rather dull. Personally I think I'd probably just treat the zits as little nipples and suck all the strawberry cream out.
moomintroll, Apr 01 2005

       Custard seems more fitting.
Worldgineer, Apr 01 2005

       Cat "up" and Moose "turds"
JesusHChrist, Apr 03 2005

       Pus toy pus toy pus toy.
JesusHChrist, Apr 03 2005

       Ugh! And I was just about to have dinner.
disbomber, Apr 17 2005

       im surprised this idea keeps squeezing its head up.
benfrost, Apr 17 2005

       The following is childishly funny in Swedish:
“You have an ugly pimple on your face.”
“Var (where/pus)?”
FarmerJohn, Apr 17 2005

       do swedish people get pimples?
benfrost, Apr 18 2005

       I knew I di'nt' wanna read this. Gross out Humor?
Zimmy, Apr 18 2005

       [benfrost] Yes, they're called 'finnar' (pimples/Finns).
FarmerJohn, Apr 18 2005


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