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Chiropracter for exoskeletons

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As you're working in that in the zero point lab, you just happen to lean too far, and that one cheap Vietnamese spring-washer sproooings across the lab to hide down the back of a tool chest until the end of time...

You are then immobilised in a hunched over posture, in the manner of a someone with slipped disc, and have to try and get over to the door, whilst going "Argh, argh...it's me (exoskeleton's) back, it's just gone.." to anyone listening..

At this point a trip to the chiropracter for exoskeletons in a minicab is called for...

not_morrison_rm, Mar 08 2014


       These guys could practice on insects, then work their way through progressively larger crustaceans.
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 08 2014

       They'd probably end up feeling a little crabby ...
8th of 7, Mar 08 2014

       I thought fish puns were bad enough. Crustacean puns are enough to make me want to krill myself.
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 08 2014

       You're in luck, I can't think of a single crustacean puns.
not_morrison_rm, Mar 08 2014

       You've not been known to shrimp from such witticisms in the past …
8th of 7, Mar 08 2014

       Yeah, give it a try. I'm certain you can claw up at least one or two.
normzone, Mar 08 2014

       Prador....nope it's just not working...   

       There's no point in snapping (shrimp) at me....no, still not working
not_morrison_rm, Mar 09 2014

       Keep it up and he might succumb to pier pressure.
xandram, Mar 10 2014

       Would that constitute piling on? Do you think that might be what it takes to get him to come out of his shell?
normzone, Mar 10 2014

       You'll need some serious mussel to do that - he'll probably just clam up.
8th of 7, Mar 10 2014

       "Life is like a box of shrimp. You never know what your gonna get." Forrest Gump owner Bubba-shrimp Company.   

       (Shrimp! Forrest. Your Gonna GET Shrimp!)
popbottle, Mar 11 2014

       So do shrimp now come shrimp-wrapped?
not_morrison_rm, Mar 11 2014


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