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Church of no pipes

Because sewers
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Problem with poop is not that it's in the wrong place and we need to get it to the right place through a long pipe, it's that it's not mixed up enough with its environment, the individual poop molecules are unproductive when they go to special poop schools and usually then end up contributing only to raising the crime rate, whereas if they are mainstreamed so that individual poop molecules get to hang out with other organic molecules of different backgrounds then the result is lots of positive growth and a good economy. The problem here is the concept of pipelines, so the church of no pipes.
JesusHChrist, Oct 10 2015


       If not, one of you needs to be.
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 10 2015

       Social integration modeled on the composting toilet?
LimpNotes, Oct 10 2015

       aka "Church of Constipation"   

       The congregation will now sing the hymns:   

       "Please release me, let me go." and "This little cesspool of mine, I'm gonna let it shine."
popbottle, Oct 10 2015

       "Crying in the Chapel " ?
8th of 7, Oct 10 2015

       Wow, just wow.
blissmiss, Oct 11 2015

       //it's not mixed up enough with its environment// - might I suggest a fan?
lurch, Oct 11 2015


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