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[edit: Turns out there was a similar idea posted but
deleted formerly by someone else on HB]Marlboro will get
a giant grant from the US government,
they show cowboys (and cowgirls) in a smokey
with the new cigarettless filter. Or a very old Cherokee
man fishing, and smiling
with stainless teeth holding his
cigarettless filter with the slogan: Marlboro - A breath
of Fresh Air.
Notice: The Surgeon General confirms that Marlboro
Cigarettless is good for your health!
They'll return the grant once sales in Japan and Europe
triple the current cigarette sales.
Its a 13 trillion $ market, and may save the US economy.
Clean Energy Filter
Clean Energy Filter
Boomershine's idea - the inspiration for this one [pashute, Jul 15 2011]
[pashute, Sep 13 2011]
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||Baked by Spike Milligan in the Goon Show episode "The Last Smoking Seagoon".
||SEAGOON: [Over orch.] Thank you [sucks] I say, this cigarettes all filtered with a tobacco tip
||GRYTPYPE: Of course its all filtered with a tobacco tip, Neddie. It is my latest invention
||SEAGOON: You filter swine!
||Brilliant! Unfortunately, the cellulose acetate filters are harder to light and produce an unpleasant smoke flavor. I would suggest switching to a flammable cellulose nitrate, which can double as party favors for pyromaniacs.
||bobofthefuture posted this, he seems to have disappeared.
||bobofthefuture posted what? For 25 minutes I
followed bobofthefuture entries on HB trying to
understand who he is/was and how he's connected
to this idea? [rcarty] could you explain?
||bobofthefuture was a hb user, if I remember correctly from Vancouver, not too long ago who posted this idea and I remember because I annotated it. That he posted it before isn't really relevant I just made the comment in passing.
||[edited comment, what I was saying was not clear]
Thank you [rcarty]. IMHO it IS relevant. So its an idea
already posted. I'm proud to have thought of an idea
already thought of by another HB'er, and sorry it was
deleted. I'm putting this fact up on the idea itself,
and leaving it up, only because the original does not