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Why on earth would you want that many gazelles anyway?
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Already two seperate
analogous things, garbage
collection and policing should
be merged into one service.
Criminal code, DSM and by-
laws etc would be reduced to
guidelines for collection and
handling of undesireables.
Latent result would reduce
status of law from a magical
of religious goodness and
morality to one of practical
Also children could be
disciplined by scaring them
with threats of 'the garbage
||Wasn't a prisoner once attacked in New York by a
policeman wielding a toilet plunger?
||Couldn't find the rest of the dalek?
||[+] I kind of like it, though they would have to wash their hands intermittenly.
Mexico city one time, we asked a cop for directions and he changed his hat and walked us around the corner to his cab and drove us to where we were going.)
||[+] I don't know that garbage collection personnel would
want to sully their reputation by adding something as
base as law enforcement to their job description. If you
can convince them it's in the best interest of society to
make cops at least somewhat productive, you may have a
||Police chases in the garbage truck might be problematic.