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Combo Lock Cooler

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Standard issue ice cooled cooler fitted with a resettable combination lock. Handy when camping or tailgating. Keeps out bears and other thieving pests (drunk friends) when you aren't able to keep an eye on it.
Mr Burns, Sep 04 2002


       <Gullherme stumbles into camsite> "ARGHH I NEED ANOTHER BEER," <makes his way over to Combo Lock Cooler> "Ummm F#@K whats the combination, HEY BENNY WHAS THE COMBNATION TOH MY COOOLER?" <benny slurs> "Youh wodlnt tell me hahahaha suuked in" < Gullherme slips into a deep depression as he watches all his friends open up their normal coolers, but wait an idea. If only he can get to one of the other coolers without beeing seen, OH NO ITS TOO LATE HES BEEN SPOTTED, a fight breaks out and in the malee that follows the gas lamp is knocked over and ignites the tents, next the car bursts into flames with surfboards, wetsuits and food still inside, with no way to get home no food and one locked esky full of beer Gullherme is the first to be eaten.
Gulherme, Sep 04 2002

       Alas, Gulherme was so young to be eaten...   

       Use your computer to create fake labels and paste them on your beer so nobody else would want to steal them. Here are some suggestions: Dewey's Fish Head Lager, Bob's Bunion Beer, India Incontinence Ale, Superior Septic Flushing Private Reserve. I could go on (and on, and on) but I think you get the picture.
Canuck, Sep 04 2002

       Or you could just start drinking hahn ice, then nobody will want to touch it.
Gulherme, Sep 04 2002

       <CLICK - SNICK> (Round being chambered)   

       <click> (safety off)   



       <Glug glug glug>
8th of 7, Sep 04 2002

       A locked cooler sounds like a not so bad idea. There may be ways to lock with a combo or key lock, but I think it might be nice to have the lock option.   

       Of course, if it's a combo lock, there are no take-backs once you share your numbers with your drinking buddies. I'd rather have a key lock myself.
XSarenkaX, Sep 04 2002

       It's a resettable combo lock, like a suitcase. Yeah, I thought of that too.. no good once word got out what your combination was. I was thinking of a swipe-card system, but you all probably know how hard it is not to lose things (like swipe cards) when you're drunk in the woods...
Mr Burns, Sep 04 2002

       How about a "radioactive materials" sticker on the cooler?
bristolz, Oct 16 2004


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