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An unpowered, refrigerator-sized box into which you place cold items when you wish to return them to room temperature. Special compartments for frozen and merely cool items. Softening drawers for vegetables. Available in a variety of designer colors and styles. Optional tepid water dispenser.
||This might be nice to have except that NO ONE has room
in their house for a whole nother refrigerator-sized box,
at least not any red-blooded crap-hoarding American. Any
time you really want to return something to room
temperature, it's best just to put it into some
||How about a defrigerator that is a refrigerator with the compressor running backwards. That way you can defrigerate something and warm the room faster.
||Baked. It's called a 'pantry'.