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Convert Stephen Hawking Into A Black Hole

 squash Stephen Hawking's remains until he becomes a black hole
 
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I have no idea how this might be achieved..... but I'm sure the "heads" at somewhere like CERN would be able to come up with something.

The resulting black hole wouldn't last very long as Hawking's own Hawking radiation would ensure it evaporated in nano seconds.

—xenzag, Mar 22 2018





       I think we're not quite ready to turn anything into a black hole before the late Prof. Hawking goes off. However, his ashes could be launched into space.   

       It's also possible that he expressed a preference regarding his remains, in which case I say we go with that.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 22 2018
   

       // Why don’t we have pink holes as well? //   

       Oh but they do, [Ian]. It's your powers of observation that are deficient.   

       "Is there any other point to which you would wish to draw my attention?"
"To the curious incident of the doggers in the night-time."
"The doggers did nothing in the night-time."
"That was the curious incident."
   

       <wonders if a distasteful "No shit, Sherlock" pun is apposite/>
—8th of 7, Mar 22 2018
   
         


 

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