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Recently, astronomers have announced that they now have a
photograph of a black-hole and published a photo of the black
hole for all to see. From the photo, the black hole appears to
be an illuminated ring surrounding a dark circular space. The
illuminated ring is described as ionized matter
photons in strong gravitational fields surrounding the black
hole which is featureless. The photo of the black hole does
not give enough credit to the thousands of astronomers who
diligently worked years to produce a visual description of a
Accordingly, the object of this idea is to decorate the center
portion of the black hole with make-up to produce an
attractive and memorable face complete with eyes, nose,
mouth, ears and other features for the consuming public to
appreciate. The illuminated ring would surround the
decorated face and symbolize that the face-like black-hole is
holy following the Gothic period that was practiced in four
primary media: frescos, panel paintings, manuscript
illumination and stained glass of long ago.
Not the same as this...
[hippo, Apr 12 2019]
||Nah, all that's necessary is an open, toothed mouth,
tongue wagging out, and arms. Important note:
when visiting nearby a black hole, be sure that it
does not pull in your towel.
||Nah, all that's necessary is for the astronomers to keep
searching til they find a black hole surrounded by nebulae
that just happen to resemble a vast pair of buttocks.
||//...a black hole surrounded by nebulae that just happen to
resemble a vast pair of buttocks.//
||The soul can split the sky in two and let the face of God
~Edna St. Vincent Millay
||How do you get the make-up into interstellar space?