Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Black hole Make-up Kit

make the black hole holy
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Recently, astronomers have announced that they now have a photograph of a black-hole and published a photo of the black hole for all to see. From the photo, the black hole appears to be an illuminated ring surrounding a dark circular space. The illuminated ring is described as ionized matter emitting photons in strong gravitational fields surrounding the black hole which is featureless. The photo of the black hole does not give enough credit to the thousands of astronomers who diligently worked years to produce a visual description of a black hole.

Accordingly, the object of this idea is to decorate the center portion of the black hole with make-up to produce an attractive and memorable face complete with eyes, nose, mouth, ears and other features for the consuming public to appreciate. The illuminated ring would surround the decorated face and symbolize that the face-like black-hole is holy following the Gothic period that was practiced in four primary media: frescos, panel paintings, manuscript illumination and stained glass of long ago.

el dueno, Apr 11 2019

Not the same as this... Black_20hole-enriched_20beauty_20products
[hippo, Apr 12 2019]


       Nah, all that's necessary is an open, toothed mouth, tongue wagging out, and arms. Important note: when visiting nearby a black hole, be sure that it does not pull in your towel.
RayfordSteele, Apr 11 2019

       Nah, all that's necessary is for the astronomers to keep searching til they find a black hole surrounded by nebulae that just happen to resemble a vast pair of buttocks.
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 11 2019

       //...a black hole surrounded by nebulae that just happen to resemble a vast pair of buttocks.//   

       The soul can split the sky in two and let the face of God shine through.
~Edna St. Vincent Millay
Loris, Apr 12 2019

       How do you get the make-up into interstellar space?
pocmloc, Apr 12 2019


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