Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Full body prophylatic. Unroll in and be 99% safe.
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Just use your shoes, you have to wear shoes, to keep the rubber ring from touching the ground, breathing will be much easier.
wjt, Mar 23 2020

"Naked Gun - Body Condom" http://www.google.c...jpDISk5BYSQtygcwa-v
Exceedingly safe sex ... [8th of 7, Mar 23 2020]


       That's an ugly image you've crafted there, [wjt] ... are you so bored that you're watching The Naked Gun movies ?   

8th of 7, Mar 23 2020

       This Social Distancing COVID19 issue has been hard on us all. Once you're out of ammo, detonators, thermite and alcohol what else is there to do anyway?
whatrock, Mar 23 2020

       Foil, épée, rapier, singlestick or sabre; then a charge with fixed bayonets ...
8th of 7, Mar 23 2020

       My standard response to this kind of gross idea..."eeeewwwww". There.
blissmiss, Mar 23 2020

       [blissmiss] True, it is a hard reaction to overcome to blobby (move like Mr Blobby) with little steps down the public streets safe in the covidom.   

       [Edie] Thanks, Lightly dark is the best medicine, too heavy or disturbing doesn't let the laugh feeling flow free.
wjt, Mar 24 2020


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