Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Cracker Muzzle

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This is a muzzle that straps to a persons face and has a slot located near the wearers mouth precisely wide enough and precisely tall enough to accommodate insertion a single saltine cracker.
vfrackis, Jan 19 2018


       Good one. [+] (needs a few apostrophes)
xenzag, Jan 19 2018

       Or a coin. If you insert enough, do some crisps come out?
RayfordSteele, Jan 19 2018

       Obligatory WIFRTT: When I First Read The Title I thought this was going to be an idea on how to keep The Donald's mouth in check.   

       Had it been so, I would have awarded it a croissant stuffed with a cheeseburger, with some KFC popcorn chicken on the side! Or maybe BOTH sides!!
Canuck, Jan 23 2018

       No! Let him rant and rave away. He's doing a good job of putting China into being the world's most powerful and influential global leader. Eventually he'll be carted off to a padded room for his own welfare, as America folds itself up into a backward cul-de-sac.
xenzag, Jan 23 2018

       I do not look forward to living in the country with the worlds largest unprotected border on that day.   

       // a backward cul-de-sac //   

       … like, for example, Alabama …
8th of 7, Jan 23 2018


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