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Decroative protective mask

Hybrid vigor!
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The protective mask: worn in public by those who fear germs, or have germs, or fear dust and bad air, or have bad teeth but cannot help their grinning. A recent outbreak of cooties here at BUNGCO had us masked up. But these masks: they are offputting. Glowering untrimmed eyebrows over a flat expanse of baby blue. It is inhuman.

Rehumanize your bemasked self with the Decorative Protective Mask! Still with all the particle-filtering cootie-thwarting prowess you expect in a mask, the DPM is also printed with a stylish nose and lips. Originially we offered these in specific themed packs: midcentury film stars, poutlipped supermodels, animal muzzles, gurning warriors etc - but we found that the type of person to buy and wear these masks liked the mixed bag of masks and the Tarot-deck style surprises they contain.

bungston, May 01 2012

Printable paper burkha headpiece Printable_20paper_20burkha_20headpiece
Prior Art [8th of 7, May 01 2012]

(?) Fashionable 'Flu Masks' http://www.alibaba....ion_respirator.html
One of many, many examples [Alterother, May 01 2012]

All the other ones. http://www.google.c...AQ&biw=1024&bih=543
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, May 01 2012]

Try wolf's bane http://www.google.c...ih=690&sa=X&spell=1
Well Tom Hardy, as Bane [4whom, May 02 2012]

http://www.kittyhel...-bullet-proof-mask/ [not_morrison_rm, May 02 2012]


       // Decroative //   

       E ?   

       // Glowering untrimmed eyebrows over a flat expanse of baby blue. It is inhuman. //   

       Well put the mask back on, then. Or better, put a paper bag over your head.   

       [+] for the idea, although the thought of a bunch of doctors and nurses all wearing vampire or zombie masks has a certain frisson ...
8th of 7, May 01 2012

       //Decroative //
Something to do with removing the Dalmation coast, I imagine.
AbsintheWithoutLeave, May 01 2012

       Sort of baked in cartoon form for dentists and public use.   

       2 fries, I'm not surprised this is baked, but I thought it was a great idea. (And I've not seen them before.)
blissmiss, May 01 2012

       Totally baked, both in Oriental cities such as Tokyo and Hong Kong where extreme overcrowding leads to brushfire viral epidemics, and among hardcore grafitti artists.
Alterother, May 01 2012

       Thanks for not being too lazy to look for a link like me, [Alterother].
blissmiss, May 01 2012

       Well, it was out of character for me, but I knew somebody would call for one. You're welcome, [blissy].
Alterother, May 01 2012

       Oh my goodness look at them all. I just figured given my many years and worldweariness, and love of TV, I would have seen one.
bungston, May 01 2012

       But not al long as you have that paper bag over your head (for which we are truly thankful).
8th of 7, May 01 2012

       Love the fact that many of the Asian ones have B&W images on them. Weird.
UnaBubba, May 02 2012

       Mit zer Hello Kitty bullet-proof one. I have to say the Hello Kitty periodic table pic was interesting, but completely unintelligible.
not_morrison_rm, May 02 2012

       //Hello Kitty periodic table// Hello Hydrogen !, Hello Helium !, Hello Lithium... Helllloooo Lithium....
FlyingToaster, May 02 2012


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