Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Cream Cheese On Host

Cook book for the parish priest.
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"Cream Cheese On Host" is a title for an emergency cookbook for clerical types.

Will start out on the banned list, so why even start to write the thing.

popbottle, Apr 29 2014

Bring it here and spread it on. The_20Church_20of_20No-Pants
Ewwwww [blissmiss, Apr 30 2014]


       You do realize you typed that out loud, don't you?
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 29 2014

       The risque version would of course involve cream cheese on the hostess.
Vernon, Apr 30 2014

       And yea, the Lord spaketh unto them, saying "Take this bread, it is my body." And lo, did they taketh.
And the Lord spake a second time, "Take this cream cheese, it is my...erm, hat?". And lo, they did look amongst themselves with much consternation. And Peter didst reply "Lord. Thou hast no hat - WTF?"
Zeuxis, Apr 30 2014

       Church of no pants would fit in here beautifully, I believe.
blissmiss, Apr 30 2014

       The Jews can't use blood, but they may eat matzah Balls.
xandram, Apr 30 2014


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