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Featuring Squishy tentacles with suckery suckers the
alarm clock emits a scream that strikes mortal fear into all
manner of being.
The tentacles slap, envelop and attach to stimulate a
need to get out of bed.
Comes in small medium or large to accommodate any size
||A truly horrific way to start your day [+]
||Particularly good for students, who are often neatly encompassed by the description "That is not dead that can eternal lie... "