Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Cthulhu Alarm Clock

 Get up quick!
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Featuring Squishy tentacles with suckery suckers the Cthulhu alarm clock emits a scream that strikes mortal fear into all manner of being.

The tentacles slap, envelop and attach to stimulate a intense need to get out of bed.

Comes in small medium or large to accommodate any size bed or sleeper.

—jhomrighaus, Jan 13 2020





       A truly horrific way to start your day [+]   

       Particularly good for students, who are often neatly encompassed by the description "That is not dead that can eternal lie... "
—8th of 7, Jan 13 2020
   
         


 

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