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With the growth of miniaturization, it must now surely be possible to bring into being a battery-operated device which can be hidden within a fullsome beard, and which causes a small cuckoo to emerge therefrom, briefly and sonorously, on the hour.
Chuck Norris's beard
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8WtZxZzFs58 Watch the birdie! [xenzag, Mar 07 2017]
Beard_20Cyclops
One of my better offerings in my humble opinion [xenzag, Mar 07 2017]
http://lear200.com/...519213c-450x450.png
[hippo, Mar 08 2017]
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With the growth of miniaturization, it must now surely be possible to make a battery-operated false beard for cuckoos? |
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With the growth of micro-miniaturization, it must now surely be possible to make a a battery-operated device which can be hidden within a fullsome real beard, and which causes a small cuckoo (with battery-operated false beard) to emerge therefrom, briefly and sonorously, on the hour ? |
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But surely that's the norm, [Ian]? I mean, a beard has no chin of its own. |
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He's got a point you know, [Ian]. |
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It's beards all the way down.. |
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<Edward Lear>
There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, "It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen, four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard.
</Edward Lear>
(see link) |
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Could such a device also be tucked away in a
certain recently-elected coifed leader's hair? Or if
more space were needed, inside the hollow cavity
between his ears? |
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No need, Jeremy Corbyn already has a beard. |
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I assume there will be versions of this essential
invention suitable for armpit and pubic hair? |
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//I assume there will be versions of this essential invention suitable for armpit and public hair?// |
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A few years ago, microsoft suddenly created hundreds of newsgroups with names like microsoft.pubic.directx |
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I think you've just made the opposite mistake.
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Oops yes, corrected now - and you're right, the
opposite error is much more common |
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More likely an injunction... |
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+ I happen to like this nonsense. |
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hopefully it can be disabled whilst sleeping! |
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