Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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beardaclava

beard extension that you can quickly hide behind
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Suitable for those with beards who wish to engage in dastardly deeds (therefore a growing market). Beardaclava is a carefully woven balaclava that hangs as a thick and luxurious seamless extension to your existing beard, perfectly matching its colour and hair quality. It has two strings that pass over both ears, allowing it to be quickly pulled up and secured in position, thus covering your entire face with beard hair, apart from your eyes mouth and nostrils. When not being deployed for nefarious purposes, it can be used to keep the face warm on a cold day, or to blend in, if one were to accidentally stumble into the company of a troop of wandering primates.
xenzag, Dec 20 2005

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[Worldgineer, Dec 21 2005]

beardaclava https://picasaweb.g...5468871230600125474
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       I can't resist:   

       "Are there any _women_ here?!"
moomintroll, Dec 20 2005
  

       A wise Chinese dude (don't ask me why he's Chinese, it's not important. He can be Taiwanese, if you like. Or Javanese, I don't mind. Look, can we get on?)   

       A wise... dude, is swimming naked with his buddies when some women come across them. His buddies all cover their naughty bits in total embarrassment as the girls point and giggle. Our wise dude, however, covers his face. When his buddies ask why, he says,
"Well, how do people generally recognize you?"
  

       It occurs to me that if they all had these, they could have simply hoisted them up and continued swimming. Which is a lovely image. +
moomintroll, Dec 20 2005
  

       If they were swimming, the girls wouldn't be able to see their naughty bits, surely, just their heads?!
squeak, Dec 21 2005
  

       I dunno. Maybe they were just doing some Naked Wading.
moomintroll, Dec 21 2005
  

       //A wise... dude, is swimming naked with his buddies//   

       Sounds a bit homoerotic to me....
Minimal, Dec 21 2005
  

       And has fewer syllables, making it easier to say.
moomintroll, Dec 21 2005
  

       I thought this would be a convienently placed pastry.
Worldgineer, Dec 21 2005
  
      
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