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"Voting for this other candidate will: LOWER your annual
available by $7,500"
Welcome to the "Gimme Da Money!" voting system. You've
input your financials and based on what you've told us,
for candidate "A" and all the policies he is supporting will
raise your annual available
cash assets by $3,500. This may
include, but not be limited to: increased welfare checks,
lowered gas prices, lowered taxes, lower food prices,
increased social security checks etc. The "Gimme Da
voting system knows what you really want in a democracy:
MO MONEY! and we're here to help you get it.
I'm sick of candidates vaguely implying they're gonna make
all rich because it's soooo simple only an idiot devil like his
opponent would not see how great these policies are. Put it
in writing. If any political party delivers
their promised increase by more than 20%, they party is
down forever and all members are banned for life from
Oh yea, and write it into the rule book that if you take out
any loans to do this great stuff you get thrown into a
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