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This would be an AI software trained to detect pictures of
penises. You would be able to install it as a plugin for your
favorite social network app and it would analyze direct messages
and detect those with penile imagery. Once identified as a
picture of a male sexual organ you would get an
informing you of the fact and offering you several options:
- verify - see the picture to confirm if it is, in fact, a picture of a
- Delete only;
- Delete and block sender;
- Delete and silence sender;
- Delete and denounce sender;
- Delete, block and denounce sender;
- Delete and put a bounty on the senders head.
Rapid APi listings for same
[theircompetitor, Jun 21 2019]
Woodgears: The 'Hui' game
Mentioned in my anno [notexactly, Jun 23 2019]
This app (which has only had limited success in its raw form) would later become the basis of a multi-billion dollar licencing deal for performing exactly this function. [zen_tom, Jun 24 2019]
How HBOs Silicon Valley built Not Hotdog with mobile TensorFlow, Keras & React Native
[zen_tom, Jun 24 2019]
||Can quality pass parameters be set? Only for artistic or research reasons.
||There used to be a blog on Tumblr where a woman would
rate and review such pictures as to artistic merit and
I imagine it's gone now, what with the porn
ban and all.
||[wjt], quality parameters. That goes beyond the
training scope of the AI. But there could be an open
source community version where people could use
their own training sets.
||there are numerous AI APIs for same. I'm sure they take
human reporting as input, and social network messengers
already have reporting provisions [marked-for-deletion
widely known to exist] and baked
||I just don't understand it - my latest campaign add for our
prosthetic fingers has had almost no impact whatsoever.
||Bummer it won't let me post an annotation directly in
Russian but it would have been "sravnil hui s palcem"
||It would be funny if somebody tried to sent a smiling selfie
face shot and kept getting the message "DP Detector
Activated - Picture Not Sent".
||"Funny, it won't let me show my pictures of the Torre
Agbar from my Barcelona trip..."
||I've yet to be sent a single penis picture, and I'm okay with that.
||[PaulSargaco] Nice, just make sure it is a community.
||// "sravnil hui s palcem" //
||Google Translate says this means "compare hui with your
thumb", and the only "hui" I've heard of is the [link]ed one,
which is German, but the thing it refers to is vaguely
phallic. I'm guessing "hui" is Russian for penis?