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I noticed that you can measure an individuals physical and
mental health by observing the general size and fullness of
said individuals purse.
Today I am proud to offer the world Defensive Fitness
This is a purse fashioned with a discreet bottom chamber
that may be filled with contents
of choice. Be it a cast iron
frying pan or fitness barbells the user can decide.
If you are fitness conscious and may not have free time to
hit the gym on a regular schedule you may choose this
purse option as a means to extend tour training.
If you feel generally insecure or threatened as you pass
through the many environments that comprise your daily
life you now have an option to wield a purse capable of
delivering a formidable defensive impact.
||//I noticed that you can measure an individuals
physical and mental health by observing the general
size and fullness of said individuals purse.//
||What if it contains a bible?
||My mom's first purse gun was a .357 Colt Python with the 2" barrel. She said if she couldn't draw it she could always swing it.
||//What if it contains a bible?// Then some atheist type will come along and claim it has no weight and is therefore ineffective. This delusion will be useful during a mugging.
||I knew a person who carried all kinds of junk around in a big backpack. They read in a womens magazine, that you would fill whatever bag you had, so they followed the advice to force downsize by getting an elegant petite handbag. Then they carried the handbag everywhere in the backpack along with all the other junk.