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Dishwasher Feng Shui

Inspired by [PauloSargaco]'s Dishwasher Tuning
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As the Qi energy flows through every atom of our bodies and the world around us, so too does the water flow through the spaces and caverns of the dishwasher.

Creating a balanced and refreshing environment for the natural circulation of soap and water can reap great rewards for the health and well-being of your kitchen equipment. A studied and careful placement of items, carried out according to the ancient and revered natural laws of cosmic harmony, invites positive energies to invigorate the cleansing process and restore your crockery to the prime of its health.

Learn how to place forks, knives and spoons in symmetrical harmony, a perfect balance between metal, ceramic, plastic and wood. Arrange your crockery according to the lines of energy along which the vital water flows, cleansing and rejuvenating the plates and cutlery, restoring vigour to the glasses and the spoons.

Only £49.99 for an initial consultation.

Wrongfellow, Nov 16 2008


       Jin in my car.
You can burn Jai ren,
Drink my liquor
From an old Nian shen.

       Kan yu do anything that you want to do, but uh-uh,
Honey, lay off of my shoes
Dont you step on my feng shui-ed shoes.
You can do anything but lay off of my feng shui-ed shoes.


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