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As the Qi energy flows through every atom of our bodies and the world
around us, so too does the water flow through the spaces and caverns
of the dishwasher.
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circulation of soap and water can reap great rewards for the health
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prime of its health.
Learn how to place forks, knives and spoons in symmetrical harmony, a
perfect balance between metal, ceramic, plastic and wood. Arrange your
crockery according to the lines of energy along which the vital water
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vigour to the glasses and the spoons.
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||Jin in my car.
You can burn Jai ren,
Drink my liquor
From an old Nian shen.
||Kan yu do anything that you want to do, but uh-uh,
Honey, lay off of my shoes
Dont you step on my feng shui-ed shoes.
You can do anything but lay off of my feng shui-ed shoes.