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People like dogs. And massage parlors are legit!
BUNGCO is bringing the two together. Lie on our floor level warmed massage table, and our specially trained teams of dog masseuses go to work. Small dogs will walk across your back. Large dogs with padded claws will dig at your sore muscles. Dogs
that have rolled in scented substances will roll on you. There will be nosing, and scootching across you of hygienic sanitized butts, then a vigorous slap massage by wagging tails. The whole team returns at the end for a good lickdown.
The cat version
Of course it would be in Japan. Where else? [RayfordSteele, Mar 02 2018]
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||// scootching across you of hygienic sanitized butts //
||It was fine up to that part ... after it, no. Definitely not, under any circumstances.
||Is there a cat version? A cat version would be totally
||That increases my pleasure and confirms that using cats is
the way to develop this idea and give it universal appeal.
It's probably baked in Tokyo already.
||I'm not so sure, [xen]. I'd have thought it more likely that
they were stir-fried.
||They eat most things in Japan but not cats or dogs in my