h a l f b a k e r yContrary to popular belief
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My dog might like this on rainy days (she doesn't like to get her paws wet.) But we couldn't let the neighbor dogs know - they might start calling her a unspeakable names. |
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I think teaching dogs to shit indoors is
a bad idea. my dog can't tell the
difference between the kitchen and the
bedroom (food place and sleep-place,
respectively, but even simply he's never
gotten it straight.) what's so say he can
determine the bathroom from the living
room. |
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Well [croissantz], kitty litter works as a concept because cats are delicate and fernickety, light things. Given to graceful and considered movements and fastidious behaviour at toilet time. |
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Dogs...well dogs are a little more careless with their craps. Dogs are (mostly) a lot heavier. Dogs tend to rush everywhere and can be distracted from the business at hand by the mere thought that there might be something more interesting in the next room. Dogs kick dirt back over their faeces. Dogs dig. Dogs (commonly) love to eat their own faeces. Dogs love to roll in smelly things. Dogs should not be house-bound as domestic cats should be house-bound. |
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For all these reasons, dogs and litter don't go together. The Dog Litter currently sold by Purina should be re-named "Sissy lap dogs who have lost their dogginess and act like pussies - Litter". |
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At the moment, with my own very old dog, I am manually assisting with his defaecation about three times a day (anal massage, plastic bags, hope neighbours understand its love not perversion). |
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But perhaps that is too much information... |
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That's too much information several
times over. |
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Proud of you [Consul] - but not half as proud as your dog. |
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