Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Door-Tanic

 sinking ship door wedge
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Even a sinking ship can be useful. In this case the use is to keep a door shut, in the form of a carefully crafted wedge. Choose your ship from an extensive range, naturally starting with the most famous ship ever built. See illustration.
—xenzag, Sep 05 2025

Door-tanic illustration https://www.tumblr....-tanic?source=share
[xenzag, Sep 05 2025]





       This is much more tasteful than a doorstop in the shape of a painfully crushed hand or foot. [+]
—pertinax, Sep 06 2025
   

       The local tourist board here said it was in very poor taste, which pleased me no end.
—xenzag, Sep 06 2025
   

       I would think a doorstop made of insanely explosive material would be a popular item in some circles. Tag line for sales purposes might be, "...The Last Door You'll Ever Need to Stop..."
—Grogster, Sep 08 2025
   
         


 

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