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Duck-Billed Hatty Plus

baseball cap with visor storage
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"And next on the cat-walk is Suzie with her Duck-Billed Hatty Plus baseball cap"

"As you can see it's inspired by the attributes of that most eccentric of animals The Duck-Billed Platypus, with its gently curving double bill visor"

The Hatty Plus, uses the double bill as secure storage for small items like a set of keys, or a vanity mirror, an essential item for any girl, like Suzie who always needs to look her best.

Shown here with red velvet lining, and partially open zip.

When Suzie wants to carry even more stuff, she just pops on the Pelican Bill option instead, and swivels the hat around so that the beak hangs down over the back of her neck.

xenzag, Apr 03 2020

illustration https://sodabred.tu...ed-hatty-plus-its-a
[xenzag, Apr 03 2020]


       Lost in the ether, but now returned - with illustration I did at the time in 2006.
xenzag, Apr 03 2020

       OK, that's pretty clever. [+]
doctorremulac3, Apr 03 2020

       Hat storage (if not this particular design) is semi-baked (after a fashion) by squaddies everywhere who have been known to keep cigarette cartons (& even, in my personal experience, the odd tin of lager*) secured in their helmet straps.   

       * though empty rocket launchers are better for that, you can get several tins in there.
Skewed, Apr 03 2020

       <Whatever it was we said last time./>
8th of 7, Apr 03 2020

       I love[d] it. +
blissmiss, Apr 03 2020

       Go, Suzie. [+]   

       Reminds me of when my neighbour's cat became a duck-filled fatty puss.
pertinax, Apr 04 2020

       A fatty tail as neck protector ? would add features of counterweight and second swivel visor.
wjt, Apr 04 2020

       Pertinax, now that was funny.
blissmiss, Apr 04 2020

       Not for the duck.
8th of 7, Apr 04 2020

       Bun for [xenzag], bun for [pertinax]. Oh what the hell. BUNS FOR EVERYONE!!!
wagster, Apr 06 2020

       Yay, Yay, Yay. Thanks, Wags.
blissmiss, Apr 06 2020


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