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Edible Chastity Belt

Deterrent Looks Impenetrable But Rewards Await!
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Because theres no reason Chastity can't be Tasty and Delicious. It will also burnish a Bold Rascal's reputation if word gets around that he actually chewed his way through a Chastity Belt to get at a Fair Maiden's "Goods."
Grogster, May 02 2020


       Wait up, I'll just put in my false teeth.
wjt, May 03 2020

       If I were less earthy I would not celebrate the category.
Voice, May 03 2020

       excuse me, but can't she snack on her own chastity belt?
po, May 03 2020

       [po]; that would depend on her flexibility...
neutrinos_shadow, May 03 2020

       Ewww, you guys are downright crass. Love it.
blissmiss, May 03 2020

       [blissmiss]; my mind would need to go UP to get in the gutter...
neutrinos_shadow, May 04 2020

       [ns] if it's edible presumably you can break pieces off.
po, May 04 2020

       Ahhh, po, don't encourage this madness.
blissmiss, May 04 2020

       //theres no reason Chastity can't be Tasty and Delicious// - [marked-for-tagline]
wagster, May 04 2020


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