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I may have watched one or two of those Saudi Arabian execution
videos where they decapitate prisoners in mid vocalized protest
causing a short vocalized exhalation sigh that is both terrible and,
well, you can understand why that has been a common method of
execution, historically -- because the
mid-sentence sigh is kind of
poetic and satisfying.
And a Facebook friend was just posting about managing her anger
the republican debate by biting off the heads of gummy bears.
Thus the squishy-circuit-run Execution Doll with a refillable supply
gummy heads that come in packs: republican candidates,
celebrities, whinny liberals.
The power supply, sound system and wifi internet connection
be hidden in the reusable body of the doll. When a squishy head of
say Donald Trump is attached to the body, an obnoxious recorded
speech is downloaded and starts to play until you bite off the
head, which stops the speech and replaces it with one of those
satisfying vocalized exhalations from the Saudi decapitations, or
other appropriate horror movie style screams and crunching.
[Voice, Nov 11 2015]
They do this in Japan using dishes instead of people. [Cuit_au_Four, Nov 12 2015]
||Only if it includes a custom face candy printer.
||Well after whining so loudly they are a little horse.
||[-] though it would make quite a distinctive Halloween prop: <chop> here's your candy.
||Any piece of candy looking like Mrs. Clinton is not going near my face.