Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Funeral Barbie

Playing with grief...
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Barbie comes with all kinds of action sets. Beach Barbie, Sports Car Driving Barbie...

Why not Funeral Barbie?

Little casket... nice burial tux for Ken, and a play embalmer...

For all the little funeral director wannabe's...

zigness, May 03 2004


       Also available with pressed meat skin. Dig her up after a week to see her degrade.
Worldgineer, May 03 2004

       <snaps rubbers> OK, Mulder? where did you go? </snaps rubbers>
po, May 03 2004

       How about a tiny urn filled with melted plastic - Crematorium Barbie. No moving parts, so it'd be cheaper to make.
lostdog, May 03 2004

       You could make it part of the set - slide barbie's coffin in one side of the crematorium and collect candy powder that poures out the bottom into a tiny urn. A single AA battery powers the flickering light inside.
Worldgineer, May 03 2004

       Candy powder? What kind of precedent is that going to set for the young tyke?   

"I'm busy in the kitchen, dear."
"But Mommy, was Grandma evil?"
"No dear. Grandma's gone to heaven."
"Then why doesn't she taste like sweeties?"
lostdog, May 03 2004

       [lostdog] Soul Barbie would be even cheaper.
FarmerJohn, May 03 2004

       I thought the casket was for Ken, aging preppy of questionable sexual orientation. She has moved on to an Aussie surfer, who is, I am guessing, 35 years younger than herself. You go girl...
dentworth, May 03 2004

       //Also available with pressed meat skin. Dig her up after a week to see her degrade.// That's Zombie-Barbie, sold separately.
kbecker, May 03 2004

       Play Addams Family music.   

       Enter Uncle Fester and Wednesday.   

       Uncle Fester: Hey there Wednesday, watcha playing with?   

       Wednesday: I'm playing with my new Funeral Barbie. They're all the rage at school.   

       Uncle Fester: Oh really?   

       Exit Wednesday and Uncle Fester.   

       Play add on TV.
DesertFox, May 04 2004

       Would street whore Barbie come with a Ken pimp?
zigness, May 09 2004

       Duh... Barbie doesn't come with Ken, she comes with Action Man... she fakes it with Ken
etherman, May 10 2004

       "A useful tool to aid social workers etc when helping a child come to terms with loss, and explore their feelings of grief using barbie-based role-play, preparing her for the traumatic ordeal of a funeral/wake etc.   

       A snip at only $50 or $60 with the special black make-up accessory pack and daring funeral mini-skirt."
dobtabulous, May 10 2004

       Black widow Barbie.
Poor Ken is just her latest victim.


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