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This is an array of micro LEDs implanted under the eyelid so that
user can contract with Google and Amazon for a life of non-sleep-
impairing advertising intersticed with flurries of Amazon
You would basically just sign your life over to them and let them
experiment with your
ad-imbibing-capability and correlatory
purchasing capability. And they could use all of your data.
In return they would provide a apartment-feeding-tube-
spouse-hygienic-unit and allow you several hours a day of
booking, on an apple device.
[JesusHChrist, Jan 17 2014]
||And the award for "Product Most Likely To Require Primal Scream Therapy" goes to...
||If your primal scream causes you to close your eyes we
could serve you ads during your therapy session.
||There should be some persistence of vision thing going on
here. I guess it would be a flash during the blink and the
product placement image would then slowly fade from the
visual field through persistence of vision.
||Why am I the only person voting for this one?
||Why? Because you're the only one who knows about
how much better you feel when you take Centrum
Silver with Selenium! Now in smaller, easier-to-
||Well, you may as well sell the other side also, and place decals with adverts on your eyelids while they are closed. Blinking during conversation pays royalties.