Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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F-117 microwave cookware

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A model of the F-117 fighter sized to fit in a domestic microwave oven. Black in colour, made of the same materials as a real F-117. Has a waterproof bottom half and a removable lid. The tailplanes are the handle.

Planar design efficiently reflects or absorbs all incident radar energy, thus contents stay cold no matter how long it's cooked for.

May cause microwave oven to explode.

Guaranteed to break the ice at parties (unless placed inside the F-117 cookware).

Why is there no category Cookery:Prank ?

8th of 7, Dec 13 2018


       Meh. Needs more Santa.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 13 2018

       You'll have to wait until tomorrow for our next Christmas-themed idea.
8th of 7, Dec 13 2018

       I am moist with anticipation. It's sort of like an advent calendar, only much less good.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 13 2018

       <Wonders if [MB] will really like the Christmas present set of jewel encrusted half-metre high outdoor chess pieces in solid gold and platinum, or think them merely ostentatious/>
8th of 7, Dec 13 2018

       Oh how lovely! I'll put them with the others.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 13 2018

       Oh, you have some ?   

       We'll give them to Sturton, then. We'll get you some of those nice Christmas socks that are on sale in Primark ... or was it TKMaxx ?
8th of 7, Dec 13 2018

       What on earth is TK?
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 13 2018

       We understand from anecdotal evidence that it is a retail establishment employing exclusively zombies as floor staff, and based on the dubious premise that with the right marketing there's no lower limit to the dire, useless rubbish that the proles will pay actual money for in return for the privelege of being allowed to take it away in a plastic carrier bag of greater value and utility than the item purchased.   

       Alarmingly, this seems to work.
8th of 7, Dec 13 2018

       Good grief. Sounds as bad as Fortnums.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 13 2018

       I wonder if he means TJ Maxx, or PJ Masks, which is how the zombies are zombified at early ages...   

       How much vantablack is required to paint it?
RayfordSteele, Dec 14 2018

       We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you.   

       // bad as Fortnums //   

       It's worse ... much, much worse. Rumor has it that they actually allow people who don't even have peerages to enter the premises.   

       Horrific, but quite possibly true.
8th of 7, Dec 14 2018

       //Has a waterproof bottom   

       Always reassuring to know.   

       //who don't even have peerages to enter the premises   

       How about Brighton Pier, the second cousin of Brighton Early?
not_morrison_rm, Dec 15 2018

       Do they accept Patents of Ignobility?
21 Quest, Dec 15 2018

       Those are, like, really highly polished shoes, right ? The sort that Hercule Poirot wears ?
8th of 7, Dec 16 2018

       Patent faux leather?
21 Quest, Dec 17 2018


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