Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Food Fister!

The most Innovative Food Delivery Technology in the Universe!!!!!!!!!
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The Food Fister simply punches food into your mouth.

Take you favorite food, load it up in over-sized boxing gloves food chamber, specify the punch magnitude, position your face with your mouth open, wait for the pneumatic air compressor chamber to charge up and then brace yourself.

Hot Dogs, Twinkies, Melons, Pork Chops, Bacon, Salad, Hard Candy, you name it..

vfrackis, Mar 05 2009

sashimi? http://www.youtube....watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s
[jaksplat, Mar 06 2009]

Wikipedia: Fisting (sexual activity) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fisting
What this word usually means. [jutta, Mar 06 2009]


       vague recollection of an eating utensil called a "rammer"... HHGTTG ?
FlyingToaster, Mar 05 2009

       I knew this would be bad, but I didn't think it would be this bad.
Spacecoyote, Mar 05 2009

       I don't know... somehow I was almost tempted to reach for the [+] button. I'll let others pass judgement for now.
wagster, Mar 05 2009

       ah what the hell... you only live once [+]
FlyingToaster, Mar 05 2009

       This device could help shorten the 'onceness'.   

       Suddenly, I'm pondering something similar for voting. So that when you vote, you get punched in the face. Now only really serious people will vote, and that may or may not be good.   

       I'm also reminded of the palpable frustration of putting boundaries on what seems like an unbounded process (the idea forming process). Why couldn't we just post whatever we wanted? The day comes when you get a few buns for a silly idea, and you get it.
daseva, Mar 05 2009

       Apart from the fact that we *do* generally post whatever we want have you considered wearing your tinfoil hat shiny-side in occasionally ? helps.. really.
FlyingToaster, Mar 05 2009

       It could be a subsription service. Every month you get a box of processed "food" from Kraft (for example). The box has a hose attachment for the Food Fister, and is calibrated for "feeding times" thrice a day. You could even claim to be dieting (South Beach Diet® Low-calorie Processed Shit™).
Spacecoyote, Mar 05 2009

       Also good for getting money from the tooth fairy at the same time [+]
xxobot, Mar 05 2009

       Then I'd get one of these for her. And put a big piece of cake next to my bed one night in the fister.. She probably loves cake and will get fisted for it. Then all the teeth and money will scatter and I'll have my cake and eat it too MUA HAH Hah Hah HAH Hhahaha hah hah HAAAAHAAA hAHA hhaaa haa haa haha hahh hah....
daseva, Mar 05 2009

       you realize do you that your comment could be taken in some lights as being rather not particularly sane ?
FlyingToaster, Mar 05 2009

       [FT]'s been surfing *those* sites again...
Spacecoyote, Mar 05 2009

       "She probably loves cake and will get fisted for it." Daseva - You are the best!
vfrackis, Mar 05 2009

       I'd like to see this catch on in fast-food restaurants - so that when I order a Kentucky Fried McCheeseKing 6" Burrito Sandwich, I can be tackled to the floor and have it lovingly punched repeatedly into my face by a psychotic clown.
zen_tom, Mar 06 2009

       //punched repeatedly into my face by a psychotic clown//
Sounds like an average Saturday night at my local KFC
coprocephalous, Mar 06 2009

       I'm not quite sure how to put this.   

       I think you might be giving people the wrong idea. I'm not about to google it for a link, but I think that 'fisting' is something else.
Loris, Mar 06 2009

       Yes, don't Google it.
hippo, Mar 06 2009

       "ah what the hell... you only live once [+]"
With this thing around, that's guaranteed.
phoenix, Mar 06 2009

       Rather relieved that this idea is not about that.
DrCurry, Mar 08 2009

       //Rather relieved that this idea is not about that.//
"Sit Down!! at the dinner table Jeremy; remember what happened to poor Aunt Mabel that time..."
FlyingToaster, Mar 08 2009

       // Ya know, no-one really would've noticed that 'fisting' was a euphamism until you pointed it out, [Loris] // It was the first thing i thought. When i realised what it was actually about, i thought briefly that we'd left the area. Then i realised we hadn't.
nineteenthly, Mar 08 2009


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