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Foot-Filliping Flagellation Facilitator

by butt-battering, boot-belted balls
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These fetishing shoes are not just elegant but also remarkably effective at blasting buns with ball bearings. Their derrièring design includes rounded fulcrum heels and spring steel soles that extend as tracks, eight inches to the rear.

Just slip them on, drop the back of your trousers, take a walk in the privacy of your own home and enjoy a fantastic, fanny flailing, as steel balls trickle down your pant legs to be flung up by the flapping lever action of every step. The benefits include lighter cellulite, ruddy, dimpled cheeks and a whippersnapper form one could diet for. For even more fun, feed your feet flippers with jacks, butt-flicking clay or warm chocolate kisses.

FarmerJohn, Jun 22 2003

rear view http://www.geocitie....html?1056283300935
[FarmerJohn, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]


       each to his own <grin>
po, Jun 22 2003

       Swedish saying: "Smaken är som baken - delad" (Taste is like the butt - divided).
FarmerJohn, Jun 22 2003

       Buns'o'steel, the hard way.   

       you sure that doesn't mean - "smacking the arse is baked"?
po, Jun 22 2003

       You could rig a counter through which the trickling steel balls would pass, thus making a crude (in use, but delightfully elegant in form and function) pedometer.   

       Walk to a strict rhythm, and you have the freakiest clock ever to come out of FJ's brain.
friendlyfire, Jun 22 2003

bristolz, Jun 22 2003

       "Weird" doesn't even come close.
my face your, Jun 22 2003

       How about really weird?
snarfyguy, Jun 22 2003

       An exceedingly odd idea. +   

       By the way [FarmerJohn] I hope you are an American, otherwise the "fanny flailing" takes on a whole new ( and much more painful)meaning.
squeak, Jun 23 2003

       Maybe some of the medication has gone to my head.
FarmerJohn, Jun 23 2003

       Entry Word: bizarre
Function: adjective
Text: 1
Synonyms STRANGE 4, curious, odd, oddball, outlandish, peculiar, queer, singular, unusual, weird
k_sra, Jun 23 2003

       . . . "butt-flicking clay" . . . oh, man.   

       Waiter? I'll have what He's having. +
timpestuous, Jun 23 2003


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