Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Head over Heels

sister idea of Face to Facecloth
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Same range of faces translated into replacement rubber heels for your shoes and boots. For stilettoes, they would simply be reduced in size. Think of the pleasure of marching through all kinds of dirt, tramping it wantonly into every orifice of the face of someone you singularly dislike. You can pick the impacted mud and stones out of their beard, hair or nostrils of an evening, flicking the bits into the fire, or photographing them wearing away over time, revealing additional layers as they get thinner and thinner.
xenzag, Dec 11 2005


       Can anyone hear an echo in here?
hidden truths, Dec 11 2005

       That's just what they'll do.
One of these days these boots are gonna...

       When I am that pissed at someone, I tend to prefer good old fashioned, uh, "assisted karmic come-uppins".   

       [updated] Oh, this is for historical/famous people? Hmmm, on the fence in that case.
Zuzu, Dec 11 2005


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