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Same range of faces translated into replacement rubber
for your shoes and boots. For stilettoes, they would simply
be reduced in size. Think of the pleasure of marching
all kinds of dirt, tramping it wantonly into every orifice of
face of someone you singularly dislike.
You can pick the
impacted mud and stones out of their beard, hair or nostrils
of an evening, flicking the bits into the fire, or
them wearing away over time, revealing additional layers as
they get thinner and thinner.
||Can anyone hear an echo in here?
||That's just what they'll do.
One of these days these boots are gonna...
||When I am that pissed at someone, I tend to prefer good old fashioned, uh, "assisted karmic come-uppins".
||[updated] Oh, this is for historical/famous people? Hmmm, on the fence in that case.