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Gene Kelly's Door

tap tap, come in
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Install Gene Kelly's Door, and you never have to worry about forgetting your keys again. This is because it's a door entry system that requires you to perform a short tap dance on its specially adopted front step. When the dance pattern corresponds to that already stored in the system, the door opens.

Get it wrong and you're treated a dousing with water from above, delivered to the tune of 'Singing In The Rain' to help you try again.

xenzag, Sep 17 2012

Once you get in, you can hopefully figure out the lift... Interpretative_20Da...0Elevator_20Calling
simply shameless [RayfordSteele, Sep 17 2012]

Tap pattern on phone http://www.google.c...v=onepage&q&f=false
[leinypoo13, Sep 17 2012]


       Is this to be done on Mother Kelly's doorstep?
MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 17 2012

       Good idea [+]. Relevant but not prior art from blackberry people[link].
leinypoo13, Sep 17 2012

       // specially adopted front step //   

       So even if it's actually someone else's front step, you treat it like it's your own ? Very altruistic …
8th of 7, Sep 17 2012

       Get it wrong twice and it's, Slaughter On Fifth Avenue....Yours.
Lesser Spotted Kiwi, Sep 18 2012

       That's going to be amazingly popular with your neighbours when you stagger home at 0243 on a Sunday morning …
8th of 7, Sep 18 2012

       It will make your neighbour Fred uh, stare.   

       groans..... but excellent
xenzag, Sep 18 2012

       It may also make your eyes adore a Duncan.
normzone, Sep 18 2012

       // I may also make your eyes adore a Duncan.//   

       Ha,ha, pure genius
Lesser Spotted Kiwi, Sep 18 2012

       I can't take credit for it, actually I heard it at that watering hole based on the fake merchandise theme, the Bar Is Knockoff.
normzone, Sep 18 2012

       //Get it wrong and you're treated to a dousing with water from above, delivered to the tune of 'Singing in The Rain' to help you try again.//   

       Even that would be preferable to Frankie Vaughan singing 'Green Door'.
Lesser Spotted Kiwi, Sep 19 2012

       If it also tripped the light, that'd be fantastic.   

       I would ask for ballet parking.
xandram, Sep 20 2012

       However, your inept dancing might cause Daniel, who otherwise wholly admires you, to depart. People would say "Look at your fan Dan go".
hippo, Sep 20 2012

       That would probably break him.
normzone, Sep 20 2012


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